I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL
Stop says the red light, go says the green
Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between.
KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT
WITH ITS EYE OF COAL
SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE
AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL
THIS IS ALWAYS FUNNY
When you wake up and get your period and you’re like “oh that’s why I was crying uncontrollably last night over a jelly bean”
on the one hand, I love my period tracker app, because of reasons, but on the other hand, I hate my period tracker app, because the countdown gets down to, like, 7 days, and I just walk around like “WAR IS COMING” and “I KNOW A TERRIBLE SECRET” and “DOOM, DOOM, DOOM”
One poorly recorded gospel tune, as promised at Hamline United Methodist church
salazar: hey everyone just wanted your opinion on something
salazar: okay what if we get giant versions of our house symbols
salazar: like godric would have a giant lion chilling out somewhere and rowena would have a big canary
rowena: its an eagle
salazar: okay whatever
godric: i dont think uh
salazar: it cant be too hard to find a huge badger
godric: okay dude wtf no this is ridiculous absolutely no giant house symbols
salazar: oh um okay because i kind of uh
helga: what did you do
"so, now I need to go follow - "
"No! no no no, just stand there for a second."
"Just…stand? Should I call after -"
"NO just stay - look this way, look at me, just, I mean, look at….like, around at stuff, but your torso..area…keep that this way-"
"Just….stand….Here. Looking at stuff."
"…..can I - should I put my hands on my hips-"
"YES that is a GREAT CHOICE"